Holy crap!

Holy crap!

Is it physically possible that a bird required to make a plop this size would be able to fly?!

And I mean...come on people...I'm not one who washes my car very often, but if there's something that magnificent on the hood of my car, I'm at least going through a Quik-E-Wash. Maybe they're waiting until they get home to take pictures to submit to Guinness World Book of Records...."Worlds Largest Crap"!